Monday, April 18, 2011

Hip Hop & Money


Today I wanna talk about MOOOOONEY in Hip Hop!!!! Who are the real pioneers???? Who is the biggest money makers? Who has the biggest empire?... I'm sure some of y'all saw MTV cribs at least once or twice, these rappers are really living their life to the fullest with all the money they have... So since Hip Hop nowadays is all about that (money, fame, show off, who's better...) how about we let you know who really is the baller and who's the big mouth XD
Of course the more you sell records the more you get money (logic) but there are those you don't really hear about!!! They are not famous as rappers but mostly as business man because the secret is not in the music, no matter how talented you are... It's in the label baby.
I made a quick research on Hip Hop record labels and was shocked to find sooo many!! But of course some make much more money than others so I'm gonna give you the two biggest influence in the Hip Hop world that I know, they are not only in the music industry but in many other fields, they are the pride of the Afro-American community, the reason behind success, the real deals, the hot shots (if you decided to be a rapper, you should definitely be in touch with these ghosts XD):

Damon Dash with Roc-A-Fella Records, Dash’s businesses include America Magazine, Armadale Vodka, Dash Management, PRO-KEDS, Team Roc, Tiret Watches, the Rachel Roy Clothing Line, the New York nightclub The Plumm... Dash's fortune is estimated at 200 Million $.
Russell Simmons with Def Jam Records, his fortune is estimated at 325 Million $ Simmons is in numerous projects including, Def Poetry Jam, Def Comedy Jam, Phat Farm clothing company, a movie production house, a magazine, and an advertising agency.
I must say that these numbers are quite old (2006), I'm sure it's much more by now BUT I didn't mention those rappers who has it all XD, successful as rappers AND producers, managers, actors, models.... so I'm about to give you the richest rappers of 2010 PLUS their labels (haters you can start hating XD):

10 - Kanye West and GOOD Music
9 - Pharrell Williams and star trek
8 - Timbaland and Mosley Music Group
7 - Snoop Dogg and Doggy Style Records
6 - Ludacris and Disturbing tha Peace
5 - Dr. Dre and Aftermath Entertainment
4 - Lil Wayne and young money Entertainment
3 - Akon and Konvict Muzik
2 - Diddy and Bad Boy Records
1 - Jay-Z and Roc Nation

I wonder why 50 cent is not in that list with his g g g g uuuuunit lool I guess the competition was too hard this time, next time 50 XD

So who's gonna be number 1 this year??? I personally would say Lil Wayne, because I have a feeling that all the new rappers are more and more young thus they have a tendency to go and sign under Young Money Entertainment XD, young mulah baaaaaby !!!!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Rappers names




I'm sure a lot of people asked before why is it that every rapper has a nickname and sometimes really weird ones??? I personally never knew, I always said that the names come from the streets and it's generally what are you known for so it kind of makes it cool I guess, but what happens if they just called you by your real name? XD... so I think there is another reason behind it "MARKETING" XD.

What would you think if 50 Cent showed up in the beginning with his real name "Curtis James" XD? Would he be as successful as he is now? Probably, but the name "50 Cent" looks like it has a deep story behind it (I heard a lot of versions of that story but I’m not gonna talk about it :p), it's a "cool" name for a rapper, so I guess it help at least a little bit.
How would you sell records if you had a real fag name? Like... Calvin Broadus XD guess who's that?...... Snoop puahaha the gangsta dogg's name is Calvin, get out of here!! Or Christopher Wallace, guess who this guy is? He can be everything but a Christopher XD, guess his mama wanted him to be a lawyer or a doctor XD: Notorious Big!!! Thank god he was known as Biggy or else he wouldn’t make it even if he is a great rapper.
I'm gonna give u a short list of the most unexpected names of famous rappers in my POV:

Hakeem Seriki..................Chamillionaire
Alvin Joyner......................Xzibit
Faheem Najm...................T-Pain
Kaseem Dean...................Swizz Beatz
Tramar Dillard..................Fol rida

There are of course some rappers carrying their real name, and I do respect that a lot, it makes them real and authentic like Tupas Shakur, Kanye West.....
Some have a diminutive of their name, like Lil Jon from Johnathan, Nas form Nasir, Lil Wayne from Dwayne....
And what if you are famous for a real bad thing? XD like what if they called you “fat ass”? Or “dick head”? XD I guess you just have to carry that with you in the Hip Hop game XD or else you gonna have to fake it till you make it XD, let me give you some I know:

Ol' Dirty Basterd
Too Short
Dirt Bag
Ice Cube
Method Man
Ghostface Killah

I'm sure there are more, I really would like to know the story behind each weird name XD.
I will finish by giving you this cool website to create your own rap name for fun, enjoy!!! myrapname.com XD

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Mixtape


Ok, I'm going iiiiiiin (You know who says that, right? XD)
I know I ain't no Hip Hop specialist or something so somebody please explain to me what is about these "MIXTAPES" in Hip Hop today???? We never heard about them 10 years ago!!! Yet eeeevery rapper today is doing mixtapes, even the old ones started although I don’t know why they would, they don’t really need to!!!
So what's a mixtape? For those who don’t know, I checked my favorite online raw and real dictionary "urbandictionary.com" XD to give you the best definition: my favorite one was this one (pretty funny but very true lol): A mixtape is an underground CD that has instrumentals already used by some artists, so the MC in the mixtape raps over these beats to show that they can rap better than the original artists. In these mixtapes there´s also annoying DJs yelling all over the tracks XD
Ok so this may be fun, it is actually interesting to hear for example 50 Cent rapping on Kanye song but what's the real point of all this? Is it because labels don’t want to release two albums from the same rapper per year due to his thirstiness to rap and make money? Is it a new promotional technique to get the fame before success? Is it to give a chance for those who don’t have the means to make it? I personally still don’t know and would love to hear an answer if someone does...
Ok, now we all know that Lil Wayne has tones of mixtapes, he became mostly famous from them since everybody started to listen to his FREE Wizzy online albums. For those who don’t know this (ironically I heard it in a mixtape lool where you hear an interview of Wizzy, it's called "the rebirth of the Carter"): after finishing Tha Carter III album, Wizzy wanted to add a last song, freestyle type with no chorus, like in his mixtapes since his known for that, so the DJ came up with "a milli", and it became an absolute hit...
Ok now despite of Wizzy, my real question is what's the legal aspect of all this??? I mean isn't there a law that regulates this way of doing business??? If I was a rapper and had an album on sale, then I find another rapper on the net using my own instrumentals to rap on them and making a buzz or making money, I'll definitely sue the guy!!!
The funny thing about all this, is when you Wiki a new rapper (example: Drake, Young Jezzy, Ya Boy...) You'll find that he or she has like 10 mixtapes but 1 or 2 official albums XD and it's even confusing sometimes because they will first release a mixtape then an album with the same title, like Drake did, "So Far So Gone" was first a mixtape, then he released an album with the same name. Before it used to be only ''albums'', now it's mixtape, independent album, collaboration album, EP, LP, official album -_-
I remember I used to download these mixtapes, till I realized that this shit is infinite, you'll never be able to hear them all, so I deleted them all and kept the rest XD
Speaking about DJs previously in the definition, who are they??? I mean in these mixtapes, I always hear ''DJ ROCKSTAAAA", "ILL WILL", "CUFF UR CHIIIIIICK", "GREEN LANTERN" every two minutes in the whole mixtape album with the same voice for all the new mixtapes, WTF!!!!!!
OK I must first say much respect to these DJs, because without them there will be no Wizzy nor other rappers, they're the secret behind the glory, they work very hard but the thing is you'll never see their faces anywhere, no Wiki no video clip, you rarely see them in a mixtape cover, they are like ghosts XD
Another funny thing about mixtape albums, is the "COVER", they all look alike XD, as if they have being designed by one man WTF!!! They remind me of Marvel magazines, but instead of super heroes, you see rappers XD, the picture is like a mixture of a real photograph, hand drawing and 3D effects XD I don’t know how to explain it, I guess the best way is to check it yourself, just type in Google image "Lil Wayne mixtape" for example... I guess there is like an exclusive special industry that produces them all lol
To finish, I would hip hop is gonna be whatever rappers want it to be... Mos Def said before: "we are all hip hop: me, you, everybody..."

Sunday, April 10, 2011

BET Cypher


A while ago while checking some videos on Youtube, I found this cool shit called BET Cypher, so there is this annual BET (Black Entertainment Television) music awards (for Hip Hop and R&B only), and I guess the Cypher is like a freestyle session with a whole bunch of new underground rappers from everywhere taking turns in rapping. I saw this one that blew my mind, I saw it once before by chance but every time I hear it I go wow. It's the one with Nicki Minaj (before she became famous), actually I used to always hear her part in her first mixtape album, it's so raw, old shool and gangsta. You know what I'll just post the link for y'all to see... Nicki is really a well respected artist in the Hip Hop game. Between, referring to Youtube videos, it's Nicki who started the Lil Kim shit, she indirectly attacked her in her songs, her Foxy Brown, Remy ma.... She really is the baddest bitch !!!!
Diddy is really a sucka!!!! He used to always work with Kim, now that his working with Nicki, he said in an interview that “Yeaah Kim is the queen... And Nicki is a queen too... I mean no disrespect.... It is what it is bla bla bla....” Shut the hell up!!!!
Once again, it proves that Hip Hop is just a business now, every rapper is chasing the paypa by any means necessary!!! This reminded me of Snoop dissing Soulja boy in a radio live interview, saying that there are a lot of new rappers doing bullshit music and what motivates people to like it, is that it comes generally with a dance, than he said youuuuuuuuh (referring to Souldja's first single), couple of months later, what do you see? Snoop and Souldja together in a video clip!!!
I guess artists are no longer artists, I consider them as business man or woman, they'll give you what you want and not what they are, they'll stick with anything that rhymes with success, look at Lil Wayne! Everybody wants a piece of him since his the shit right now, so if he appears in a video clip, there will definitely be a large audience....

Ladies' BEEF


Hey guys, did you know that Lil Kim had some serious beef with Nicki Minaj? I have a feeling that old school rappers are kind of jealous from the new ones. OK Lil Kim is the bomb, for me she represents the good old days of Hip Hop but Nicki Minaj come on, she's the new shiiiiit, the YM bitch baby!!! I hope this won't go far and become a Dirty South VS East Coast shit like West Coast and East Coast before with Pac and Biggy!!!
This kind of beef happened with Soulja Boy too, old school rapper Ice-T is directly posting videos on Youtube dissing him, Souldja Boy's reply was funny, you might wanna check it out as well...
I mean why are these folks hating? Is Hip Hop suppose to remain the same forever???? Ever heard about the word EVOLUTION??? Plus the old school rappers had it hard, they used to talk about how they made it out on their own blah blah blah, well why don’t YOU let others make it out on their own too??? This is ridiculous, let a nigga shine please…

There this documentary called BEEF (4 volumes), where they talk about all kind of beefs in the Hip Hop community (some are even death threatening), the last volume was released in 2005 I guess, but ever since many others beefs appeared including this one (Lil Kim VS Nicki Minaj), I hope they will make a 5th one soon summarizing all this shit, I started to find it entertaining lol but seriously I don’t wanna sound gay but where's the love? WTF black people!

PS: I think you should seeo this to know what I’m talking about; Lil Kim - Black Friday ft Nicki Minaj

Saturday, April 9, 2011

An E.T born this way


This was released a few days ago, I found it kind of creepy (Lady Gaga-ish type) but the music is not bad, I kind of noticed that today's videos are full of subliminal messages, I mean these weird stuff you see is not done randomly, for sure there is an idea behind it, I don't wanna sound maniac (like those explaining Gaga's videos and saying she belongs to the illuminati or donno what!! But that last scene where Katy is horse legged has something to do with the devil, Satan or something, I knew that from Greek mythology, I'm not sure but I know that horse legged man is a strong symbol of something dark...
I don’t know why pop artists recently insist on making weird-disturbing music videos?! ... And Ms. Perry wanna have it with an alien... KINKY!!!!! But still I wanna know what the fuck is horse or donkey legs got to do with it? Maybe she just wanna be as controversial as Gaga, to gain more fans... Recently that’s what pop is all about... BORING!
And then Gaga is even worse... In her last videos (Born This Way) she opens her legs for a minute in the whole video and gives birth to us "monsters"… I mean, could she be more creepy?
But anyway, at least that was the point, the message was clear, we are the monsters, she's our mother monster, or something like that lol. But Katy's scene was in the end, I mean she could have done it without the creepy legs and still you got an ending but no she had to fuck it somehow. You need a lot of work to do that scene, so there must be a message behind it, something that says: I am the devil and I rule the world…

Friday, April 8, 2011

Advertising in video clips...


I just noticed this new pink liquor bottle (called Nuvo), it's in EVERY video clip I see, generally you just see a second of it but in this one, they invested a lot I guess lol, you see it many times, zoomed and long enough to read the name. Plus I saw this black girl in the video who has a sexy tattoo in her arm but I think it's a fake one because you can tell that she puts her arm next to mike Posner's face on purpose to look sexy.
I don't believe tattooed artists anymore once I discovered that 50 Cent never had that huge tattoo in his back, I saw his late movie called "Before I Self Destruct" and there is a zoomed scene where he's doing a girl in a shower, you can clearly see his back with not a drop of an ink. It was all for the fame....

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hip Hop Today

Man, I have been watching some Hip Hop videos on Youtube during break time and I'm kind of shocked at what I’m seeing, rappers are getting younger and younger (Lil Twist, Lil Chuckee, Tyga, Kid Ink, Dolla....), they are like 17 covered with tattoos and diamonds and talking about money and bitches, WTF MAN!!! Is everybody trying to be the next Lil Wayne??? Ok so some of them are under the Young Money label so it's predictable, they have to follow, I guess, a certain image. But why does everybody have to be and do the same shit, what happened to "art" "style", "unique", "original" and "authentic"??? Don't get me wrong, I love Lil Wayne, I like the music, the flow, the voice, the lyrics, the swag but having 6 or 7 of him kind of make me sick. Plus, it decreases considerably Lil Wayne's value. I guess he was so successful that all rappers are trying to follow his path and forgot to put their own touch. Another thing: When do rappers gonna get enough from bragging??????? OK I got it: you’re super fucking rich, bitches are sucking your dick for free 24/7 and I'm just a poor piece of shit to you, now can you move on??? And are they really rich as they pretend to be??? I mean do they really own the fancy cars and huge luxurious houses they show on their music video clips? I doubt that, because that's what the people want, they want to be ENTERTAINED!!! Lyrics don’t really count anymore as long as you show me some nice titties with a good bass and some occasional cars and rhymes. I guess Chris Rock was right when he said: "I'm tired of defending rap... We all should be ashamed of loving this shit" lol.
According to history, hip hop has changed a LOT since the early 90s not only in beats and melody but also in lyrics, take a little look at Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy, Grand Master Flash, Run Dmc, Eric B & Rakim... (East Coast rappers where Hip Hop was born) music then was more about life in society as a black man, of course drugs and sex are included but it was "poetic", like mom said: “good art comes out from misery”. I started listening to Hip Hop when I discovered 2Pac, and there started my fascination about West Coast Hip Hop: violence, gang and the ghetto lol. I stopped listening to it during year 2000, it became more about the fame and money since the black artist kind of made it through and became rich. They couldn’t talk about the same shit anymore and the music became like crappy to me! So I was more into R&B back then, but what made me go back to Hip Hop even more than before was the sudden success of the Dirty South with Lil Jon and later Lil Wayne. The Dirty South was more about being CRAZY! Just like the Hyphy movement in the bay area. Between, I’m not the only one who thinks that Lil Wayne is some kind of a legend, he’s considered as the best rapper alive, a documentary was released on his life story, Barack Obama mentioned his name in a TV conference lool and he’s the rapper with the largest mixtape collection at his age... So that's why I'm picking on all these new rappers trying to look like him, I may be wrong, maybe it's just today's fashion, maybe it's just the new Hip Hop culture..... I also like New Boyz, thanks to them, the baggy jeans are dead lool, rappers are starting to wear tight jeans loool.
Finally I guess this is what teenagers nowadays wanna hear about ....They don’t wanna hear about a song with message. And that scary because the world seems to be given what we want instead of what we need. A world ruled by pleasure and consumption rather than morals and responsibility.

Waka Flocka Flame!!!


I actually don’t like much his songs, I just like his name lool, I wonder what they call him: Mr. Flame? Mr Waka?

As you can see, same shit: max of tattoos, lots of diamonds and grills, and of course some bitches…
Who the hell named him Waka Flocka Flame? looks more like a curse to me. I bet he didn't have money to pay the studio rent so they obliged him to have that name to make fun of him as a repayment lool. By the way, his real name sucks as well: "Juaquin", sounds like drag queen...

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Barbra WHAAAAAAAAT!!!?


Ok I found this video on one of my colleagues FB profile, I saw it actually before, and I was like WTF!!! Kanye West, Pharell, The Roots, Dj Premiere...... All these big artists in a stupid song!!! And what the fuck is about Barbra Streisand??????? I mean anything else said would have sounded less stupid, like "yeah aha come on" "check this out" or just "fuck you", I think since Barbra Streisand is losing fame, she gave all her money to young artists and told them: “fuck it, just make me famous again”. Next thing u see will be Lil Wayne lying on the floor wearing a thong next to Celine Dion singing "I lost my nigga dick".....

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